In today’s digital age, you might wonder if anyone still hoards takeout menus. But let’s be honest; there’s something oddly comforting about having a stack of them in that kitchen drawer 🥡📜. If you find yourself sifting through a pile of menus every time you crave pad thai or pizza, you might be secretly hoarding takeout menus. Here are 11 signs to confirm your status as a menu collector!
1. You have a dedicated drawer that barely closes because it’s bursting with menus. 📚🔒
2. You can locate a specific menu faster than your car keys. 🔑🕵️♂️
3. You refer to them as your ‘food library.’ 🍽️📚
4. You know which restaurants have updated their menus based on the paper quality. 📜👀
5. The delivery drivers recognize you because you still use their paper coupons. 🚗💸
6. Your friends text you for restaurant suggestions, and you send them pictures of menus. 📸📧
7. You keep menus just in case the internet goes down—again. 🌐🔌
8. You have a nostalgic attachment to menus from restaurants that closed years ago. 🕰️💔
9. You categorize menus by cuisine and delivery speed. 🗂️⏱️
10. When you clean, you find menus in the most unexpected places, like under the couch. 🛋️😅
11. Your recycling bin is suspiciously light every week. 🗑️🤔
If you’ve recognized yourself in any of these, congratulations! You’re secretly hoarding takeout menus, and there’s absolutely no shame in that 🍕📜. After all, when the craving strikes, you’ll be the hero who has all the options at your fingertips. So keep on collecting and remember, the next great culinary adventure might just be hidden in your menu stash! 🍜🎉