We all have that one friend who swears they’re a culinary genius but secretly dials up their favorite takeout spot more often than they care to admit. If you’re nodding along, chances are, you might be in the same boat. Let’s face it, being in love with takeout isn’t just a habit—it’s a lifestyle choice. 🍕🍣 So, let’s dive into the 18 habits that prove you’re secretly in love with takeout.
1. Your phone’s most-used app is the takeout delivery service. 📱🍔
2. You know the delivery driver’s name and greet them like an old friend. 🚗👋
3. You have a mental list of what to order from each restaurant, customized to your cravings. 📋🍜
4. Your fridge is just a storage space for takeout leftovers. 🥡❄️
5. You’ve considered framing your favorite restaurant’s menu as wall art. 🖼️🍽️
6. You use the sound of the delivery notification as a Pavlovian cue for dinner time. 🔔😋
7. The only reason you own a set of plates is because they came with the apartment. 🍽️🏠
8. You judge a meal’s quality by how well it reheats the next day. 🔥🍕
9. You have a separate budget category for takeout on your financial app. 📊💸
10. Your kitchen counters are filled with condiments you never bought. 🧂🍯
11. You can recite your favorite takeout’s phone number but not your own. 📞🤔
12. You know what day of the week each restaurant has its best deals. 📅💡
13. You’ve had to ask for extra napkins more times than you can count. 🧻🤷♂️
14. You’ve dressed up just to greet the delivery person at the door. 👗🚪
15. Your recycling bin is mostly takeout containers. ♻️🥡
16. You’ve memorized the estimated delivery times of all your favorite spots. ⏱️🚀
17. You have a designated drawer for takeout menus, even though you order online. 📂📜
18. You experience genuine disappointment when the restaurant is closed. 😢🔒
So, if these habits hit a little too close to home, don’t worry—you’re not alone. Being secretly in love with takeout just means you appreciate the finer things in life, like convenience and variety. Plus, who can resist the joy of not having to do the dishes? 🍽️😉 So next time you’re dialing up your favorite spot, remember: takeout love is real, and it’s here to stay.