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25 Hilarious Messages to Make Your Next Brunch More Fun

Brunch is the perfect time to unwind, enjoy great food, and share laughs with friends. Whether you’re catching up over avocado toast 🥑 or clinking mimosas 🍾, adding a dash of humor can elevate your brunch experience to the next level. Here are 25 hilarious messages that are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.

1. “Why did the pancake not get a job? Because he flips out under pressure! 🥞”
2. “Orange you glad we’re brunching instead of lunching? 🍊”
3. “I’m just here for the avo-lanche of good vibes! 🥑😄”
4. “My diet plan? Bacon on repeat. 🥓”
5. “You can’t sip with us…unless it’s a bottomless mimosa. 🍾🍊”
6. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤😂”
7. “What does a waffle say at the end of a meal? Let’s have another go-round! 😋🧇”
8. “Champagne: because no great brunch starts with a salad.🥂🥗”
9. “Why did the muffin go to brunch? It couldn’t muffin else better to do! 😅”
10. “Brunch without you is like cereal without a spoon. 🥄”
11. “Can we get some toast? I’m just filling the breadbasket of my soul. 🍞😇”
12. “I’m eggs-tra excited to be here with all of you! 🥚🥳”
13. “In a relationship with brunch lifestyle. 💑🥓”
14. “Let’s make mimosas a rating system – five mimosas out of five for this group! 🍹⭐”
15. “How do you fix a broken strawberry? With a little jam session. 🍓🎵”
16: “Brunch: because nobody should face Monday without a defense mechanism. ☕️😂”
17. “Here’s to bacon and eggs! The only real reason to get out of bed. 🛌🍳”
18. “Let’s toast to the fact we’re all on the same page—and it’s a brunch menu! 📖🥂”
19. “My ideal morning workout: lifting a fork from plate to mouth. 🍴🤣”
20. “Are you a coffee booth? Because I espresso my feelings for you! ☕️❤️”
21. “It isn’t brunch without scheming how to win the lottery. Let’s dream big with our waffles. 😏🧇”
22. “The recipe for a great day? Brunch with your besties and a sprinkle of coffee magic. ✨☕️”
23. “I donut know what I’d do without you all! 🍩😍”
24. “The only drama I enjoy is in my teacup. 🫖😌”
25. “Benny-diction: the art of frying Benedict’s eggs, not your brain. 🤓🥚”

So, next time you gather with friends for a leisurely brunch, don’t forget to sprinkle some humor along with your salt and pepper 🧂😂. Whether it’s a pun-laden one-liner or an egg-cellent joke, these messages are bound to add zest to your get-together. Here’s to laughter, good food, and great company! 🥳🥂