Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

Funny Quotes Images

15,208

Dec 30, 2025

3,828

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Shared recently on Slack:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Trending via Discord:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Seen just now on Discord:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Spotted on X:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Just landed via Messenger:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

40 Funny Eiffel Tower Captions That Will Elevate Your Humor

Ready to see the Eiffel Tower in a whole new light? 🌟 Paris’ iconic landmark isn’t just for romance and sightseeing; it’s also the perfect backdrop for some funny eiffel tower captions that will make your social media posts shine. Let’s dive into some witty and playful lines that capture the essence of the City of Light with a side of laughter. 😂

Get Ready to Giggle with These Funny Eiffel Tower Captions

Eiffel in love with Paris all over again! 😍🗼
When in Paris, do as the Parisians do—take a selfie! 🤳🇫🇷
Feeling on top of the world, one Eiffel at a time! 🌍✨
I think Eiffel for you more and more every day. 💕🗼
Just a tower of love in the city of romance. 💖🌆
Eiffel Tower or Tower of Power? You decide! 💪🗼
I’m having a very French day. 🥐☕🗼
When life gives you lemons, visit the Eiffel Tower. 🍋🗼
Trying to be as iconic as the Eiffel Tower—still working on it. 💁‍♀️🗼
C’est la vie, and it’s beautiful from up here! 🌟🗼
From where I stand, the Eiffel Tower is pretty amazing. 📸🗼
Paris without the Eiffel Tower is like a baguette without butter. 🥖🧈
Tourists, assemble! The Eiffel Tower awaits. 🌍🗼
Eiffel hard for Paris and its charm. 😍🌆
More Eiffel, less mindful. 😉🗼
Life is better with a view of the Eiffel Tower. 🌈🗼
Eiffel good, don’t you think? 🙌🗼
Just Eiffel-ing around the City of Love! 🌹🗼
Paris is always a good idea, especially with this view. 📷🗼
Taking a tall order of romance at the Eiffel Tower. 🥂🗼

Witty and Wonderful Eiffel Tower Captions to Brighten Your Day

Bonjour from the most famous silhouette in Paris! 🌇🗼
Every day should have a little Paris in it. 🥐🗼
Scaling new heights at the Eiffel Tower! ⛰️🗼
Sorry, can’t hear you over the Eiffel Tower’s beauty. 😜🗼
When in doubt, head to the Eiffel Tower. 🌠🗼
Paris, the city of love and the Eiffel Tower. ❤️🗼
Lost in Paris, found at the Eiffel Tower. 📍🗼
Feeling French and fabulous! 💃🗼
Eiffel in love with this view! 😍🗼
Paris is calling, and I must go! 📞🗼
The Eiffel Tower: where magic meets metal. ✨🗼
Bonjour, beautiful Paris! 🌞🗼
I’m on cloud Eiffel. ☁️🗼
Let’s have a Parisian adventure! 🚶‍♀️🗼
Find me under the Eiffel Tower. 🌟🗼
Eiffel, therefore I am. 😉🗼
Paris vibes and Eiffel Tower sights. 🎨🗼
The Eiffel Tower: raising expectations since 1889. 📅🗼
Whisked away by Parisian charm! 🌀🗼
Eiffel Tower: making memories since forever. 📸🗼

And there you have it, a collection of funny eiffel tower captions that bring out the humorous side of Paris. 🌟 Whether you’re reminiscing about a past trip or dreaming of future travels, these captions are sure to add a smile and a sprinkle of comedy to your timeline. Until next time, keep those laughs and Eiffel Tower dreams alive! 🌍🗼

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Instagram this month:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

97 shares on Messenger this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

16 shares on Discord this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

56 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

Funny Quotes Images

15,208

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,070

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Just landed via Telegram:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Just shared via TikTok:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Going viral on Slack:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Breaking via Discord:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴