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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Just landed via Messenger:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

14 shares on X this month:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

86 shares on Reddit this month:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Talents: eating!

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I had too much to think last night.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Just shared via Slack:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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