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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Just landed via Discord:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Making waves on Slack:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Making waves on Reddit:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

47 shares on Slack this month:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

34 shares on X this month:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Making waves on Discord:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Spotted on Telegram:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Just shared via Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Going bananas on Slack:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Spotted on Instagram:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Shared recently on Slack:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Live now on Pinterest:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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