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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Friends with consequences.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Making waves on Threads:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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