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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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