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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Just landed via Twitch:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Spotted on X:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Just shared via YouTube:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Just shared via Messenger:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Going viral on Threads:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Reddit this month:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

14 shares on X this month:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

84 shares on X this month:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

31 shares on Reddit this month:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

74 shares on X this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

16 shares on X this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Just landed via Slack:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Going viral on Slack:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Going viral on Snapchat:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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