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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

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15,094

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Spotted on YouTube:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Just landed via Discord:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Funny bicycle quotes bring a light-hearted spin to the joys and quirks of cycling. 🚴‍♂️😄 From witty remarks about bike rides to playful jabs at cycling mishaps, these quotes celebrate the humor in pedaling through life. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun side of your favorite two-wheeled adventure! 🚴‍♂️😄

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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81 shares on WeChat this month:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I am thick and tired.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

32 shares on Threads this month:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

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15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,726

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Just shared via Discord:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Trending via Twitch:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Making waves on Slack:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Just shared via TikTok:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Spotted on Facebook:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Just shared via X:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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