Funny bicycle quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

  Commentary:
  Well, I suppose we now know what goes honk-honk in the night! 🤡🚲🤣 Just imagine the chaotic symphony of rubber noses and squeaky shoes – a true circus of love! 🎪❤️ #ClowningAround

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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