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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Reported on Snapchat:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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