Funny breathalyzer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Amazon should definitely introduce a 'drunk-shopping detector' to save us from regrettable purchases made under the influence. Because let's face it, no one needs a life-size inflatable unicorn at 3 am after a few too many drinks!"

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