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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

88 shares on Slack this month:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

89 shares on X this month:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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