Funny discover quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the quest to find oneself… only to realize it's just a mirage 🧐! It's like searching for treasure only to find an empty chest 🏴‍☠️. Who knew self-discovery came with a 'check back later' sign? 🔄🔍 #WhereDidIGo #LostAndFoundInMyself"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

  Commentary:
  "Life on other planets be like: 'I hope those earthlings don't bring their drama to our peaceful galaxy! 👽🌌 #AvoidingEarthlings'"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

  Commentary:
  "Who said exercise had to be hard work? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just when you thought working out couldn't get any lazier, they add a remote control! 🛋️💪 #LegDayFromTheCouch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

  Commentary:
  Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌

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