Funny discover quotes

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Life on other planets be like: "I hope those lunatics don't discover us!"

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025