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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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10,988

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Trending via Telegram:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Spotted on Instagram:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Just shared via Threads:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Making waves on Facebook:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Reported on YouTube:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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Funny discover quotes bring a burst of laughter to the thrill of exploring new things 🌍😂 Whether you’re uncovering hidden gems or learning something unexpected, these witty lines add a hilarious twist to every aha moment 🤯🎉 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as you dive into the lighter side of discovery! 🔍😄✨

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6 months ago
Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin
6 months ago
Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Commentary:
Looks like Bob was ready to dive into those tortillas with gusto! 🌮😄 Who needs convenience when you have Bob's innovative tearing skills? Maybe he should start a tortilla bag opening masterclass! 🎉
6 months ago
Share →: Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Commentary:
"Ah, the quest to find oneself… only to realize it's just a mirage 🧐! It's like searching for treasure only to find an empty chest 🏴‍☠️. Who knew self-discovery came with a 'check back later' sign? 🔄🔍 #WhereDidIGo #LostAndFoundInMyself"
6 months ago
Share →: Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Commentary:
"Life on other planets be like: 'I hope those earthlings don't bring their drama to our peaceful galaxy! 👽🌌 #AvoidingEarthlings'"
6 months ago
Share →: Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Commentary:
"Who said exercise had to be hard work? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just when you thought working out couldn't get any lazier, they add a remote control! 🛋️💪 #LegDayFromTheCouch"
6 months ago
Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Live now on Instagram:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Trending via Threads:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Going viral on Threads:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Spotted on Messenger:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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