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Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Seen just now on Discord:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Live now on Slack:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Spotted on Threads:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Going bananas on Instagram:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Freshly posted on X:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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Just shared via Discord:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Going bananas on Discord:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Spotted on Messenger:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Just shared via Instagram:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Freshly posted on X:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Going bananas on Discord:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Making waves on Slack:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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