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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Trending via Facebook:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Just landed via Messenger:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Breaking via TikTok:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Just landed via Discord:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Breaking via Slack:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Reported on Discord:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Well, seeing someone you respect on an e-scooter is like discovering your elegant grandma rocking a pair of trendy, neon sneakers! 🛴🕶️ It's a delightful clash of elegance and modernity that deserves a double-take and a moment of amusement! 😄 Let's just hope they navigate those wheels with the grace and poise they carry in other aspects of their life! 🙌👵

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Just landed via Instagram:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Seen just now on Discord:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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