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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Making waves on Facebook:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Reported on Reddit:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Trending via Slack:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Just landed via Messenger:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Making waves on Slack:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Going viral on Twitch:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Making waves on Slack:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Spotted on Twitch:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Making waves on Reddit:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Seen just now on Slack:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Spotted on Threads:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Reported on Snapchat:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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