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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Going viral on Discord:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Trending via Twitch:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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11 shares on WeChat this month:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

53 shares on Discord this month:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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