622 Funny fun quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

  Commentary:
  "Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a weekend so long, by the time it's over, you've forgotten what day it is! 🤯📆 Who needs just two days off when you can have a never-ending weekend full of relaxation and procrastination? 💤⏳ Let's petition for the invention of the eternal weekend – because Mondays are highly overrated! 🙅‍♂️☀️ #WeekendGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

  Commentary:
  "Being single is like living in a world full of options…and yet feeling like you're stranded on a deserted island with only a soccer ball named Wilson for company. 🌴⚽️ #NoOne #SingleLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal allure of a dimly-lit cobblestone street and a devilish companion! 😈🌃 Sounds like the perfect recipe for a memorable night out. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can stroll with the devil in style, right ladies? 😉👠 #DevilishlyDelightful

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Lately life has been all panic no disco.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the party RSVP got lost in the mail for life! 🎉🚫 Better queue up some Bee Gees and get that disco ball spinning again 🕺💃 Don't let panic crash the dance floor!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

  Commentary:
  🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 👷‍♂️🧹

  "Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a dose of adventure and a dragon to sort out your troubles? 🐉✨ Who knew mythical creatures had healing powers too? 🤣 #DragonTherapy"

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