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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Breaking via Facebook:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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