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Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Trending via Threads:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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34 shares on Slack this month:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Just shared via Discord:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Going viral on YouTube:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Live now on Threads:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Making waves on Discord:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Spotted on Messenger:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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