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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Making waves on WeChat:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Just landed via Telegram:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Just shared via Instagram:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Spotted on Discord:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Just landed via Reddit:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Breaking via Facebook:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Funny PlayStation quotes bring a playful spin to the world of gaming and console culture. 🎮😂 Whether you’re laughing at gaming mishaps or the quirks of the PlayStation experience, these quotes offer a humorous look at the highs and lows of the gaming life. Get ready for some chuckles and nostalgia as you dive into the fun! 🎉😆

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Share →: The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Trending via Twitch:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Spotted on X:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Spotted on Facebook:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Just landed via Telegram:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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