Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,695

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Just landed via X:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Just shared via Slack:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Trending via Telegram:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Seen just now on Slack:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Broadcasted on Discord:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Seen just now on Instagram:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Going viral on Threads:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Funny problem creating quotes

Funny problem creating quotes are the perfect mix of wit and wisdom that turn everyday challenges into laugh-out-loud moments 😂💡 Struggling with tricky situations? These clever lines will have you giggling while finding solutions 🛠️🤣 Ready to see problems in a whole new light? Let’s dive into the world where humor meets hustle! 🚀✨

New funny problem creating quotes 👇

All funny problem creating quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

34 shares on Facebook this month:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

85 shares on Twitch this month:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

11 shares on Discord this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

67 shares on Discord this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

96 shares on Threads this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,347

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Shared recently on Discord:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Going viral on Facebook:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Breaking via Discord:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Breaking via Instagram:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴