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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Just landed via Discord:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Spotted on Discord:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Trending via Slack:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Just landed via Instagram:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Going viral on Telegram:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Seen just now on Discord:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Spotted on WeChat:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Spotted on Discord:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Funny scarf quotes add a humorous twist to one of winter’s favorite accessories. 🧣😄 From witty remarks about the endless ways to style a scarf to playful jabs at fashion faux pas, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of wrapping up warm. Enjoy a laugh and stay cozy! 😂🧥

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55 shares on Instagram this month:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

93 shares on Threads this month:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

34 shares on Threads this month:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

27 shares on X this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

71 shares on Slack this month:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

63 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Trending via WeChat:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Just shared via TikTok:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Just shared via X:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Spotted on TikTok:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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