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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Just shared via Telegram:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Going viral on Instagram:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Just landed via Twitch:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Breaking via Discord:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Just shared via Snapchat:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Reported on Reddit:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Oh, the legendary creature known for its incredible ability to express exasperation with just one eye open! 🙄 It’s a rare sight to behold, the majestic Sighclops wandering through the realms of boredom and indifference. A true icon of mythological sighing power! 😂🧛‍♂️ #SighGoals

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Just landed via Messenger:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Just shared via Facebook:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Just landed via Messenger:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Going viral on Slack:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Making waves on Discord:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Trending via WeChat:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Spotted on TikTok:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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