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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Just landed via Telegram:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Breaking via TikTok:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Going viral on Slack:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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60 shares on Telegram this month:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

47 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Trending via Discord:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Just landed via Slack:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Just shared via Facebook:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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