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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,504

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Just landed via Messenger:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Making waves on Twitch:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Just landed via Threads:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Trending via Reddit:

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Trending via Discord:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Just landed via Twitch:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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64 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

57 shares on Slack this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

44 shares on X this month:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,608

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Making waves on WeChat:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Trending via LinkedIn:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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