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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has copied:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has copied:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has viewed:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has shared:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Instagram:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Shared recently on Slack:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Spotted on YouTube:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Just landed via Reddit:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Going viral on Instagram:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Going bananas on WeChat:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

97 shares on Discord this month:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

68 shares on X this month:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

14 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

15 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

9 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

19 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

When someone says β€œI don’t want a relationship right now” the β€œat least not with you” is silent.

13 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

6 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

25 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

16 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Airports are so funny. Like, β€œOh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has shared:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has shared:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has viewed:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡« has copied:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has viewed:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has viewed:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Trending via Twitch:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Live now on Messenger:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Just shared via YouTube:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Going viral on TikTok:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Going viral on Telegram:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Shared recently on Slack:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Spotted on Slack:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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