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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Trending via Messenger:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Making waves on Threads:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Just landed via X:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

Just shared via WeChat:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Well, seeing someone you respect on an e-scooter is like discovering your elegant grandma rocking a pair of trendy, neon sneakers! 🛴🕶️ It's a delightful clash of elegance and modernity that deserves a double-take and a moment of amusement! 😄 Let's just hope they navigate those wheels with the grace and poise they carry in other aspects of their life! 🙌👵

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Reported on LinkedIn:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Going viral on Facebook:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Trending via X:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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