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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.