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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Reported on Slack:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Spotted on X:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Making waves on Threads:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Live now on Telegram:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Just landed via Reddit:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Going viral on Facebook:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Spotted on Messenger:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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