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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Spotted on Facebook:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Making waves on X:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Going viral on YouTube:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Just shared via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Going viral on Discord:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Shared recently on X:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Just landed via Discord:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

20 Fun Facts About The Amazon Jungle That Will Leaf You Amazed

Dive into the vibrant 🌿 and diverse world of the Amazon Jungle with these amazing fun facts about amazon jungle! From curious creatures to astounding natural phenomena, the Amazon never ceases to amaze. 🌳

Discover Surprising Fun Facts About the Amazon Jungle

The Amazon Jungle is home to 390 billion trees 🌲, representing thousands of species! 🌳
The Amazon River 🏞️ is the second longest in the world, stretching over 4,000 miles! 🚤
Did you know? The Amazon is so vast, it produces 20% of the world’s oxygen! 🌬️🌍
Around 2.5 million insect species 🦟 call the Amazon Jungle their home! 🐜
More than 3000 species of fish 🐠 swim the Amazon waters, including the famous piranha! 🐟
Pink river dolphins 🐬 are unique to the Amazon, and they can blush! 🌸
The Amazon basin covers 40% of South America 🌎, sprawling across nine countries! 🗺️
It’s so biodiverse that one in ten known species 🌱 lives in the Amazon! 🦜
Home to the world’s largest rainforest 🌳, the Amazon spans over 2.1 million square miles! 📏
The Amazon Jungle hosts over 40,000 plant species, each more colorful than the last! 🌺🌿

Explore More Fun Facts About the Mysterious Amazon Jungle

The Amazon Jungle is a giant pharmacy, with 25% of modern medicines derived from its plants! 💊🌿
The rainforest is home to the world’s loudest animal, the howler monkey 🐒, which can be heard up to 3 miles away! 🔊
One major downpour can drop as much as 260 inches of rain ☔ annually in the Amazon Jungle! 🌧️
The Amazon houses the dangerous anaconda 🐍, the largest snake in the world! 😮
The canopy layer is a bustling city in itself, teeming with life above the ground! 🌳🐦
Native tribes, some uncontacted 📜, have lived in harmony with the forest for thousands of years! 🏹
The Amazon even has its own ‘ocean’ 🌊, with a river under the surface of the Earth! 🌍
The rainforest’s humidity 🌡️ acts like a natural air conditioner for our planet! ❄️
The jaguar 🐆, a master of stealth, reigns as the king of the Amazon Jungle! 👑
Researchers have discovered ancient cities 🏛️ buried beneath the jungle’s thick vegetation! 🌿

These interesting fun facts about amazon jungle showcase the breathtaking complexity and wonder of this vibrant ecosystem. 🌿 Whether it’s the unique creatures or the vast landscapes, the Amazon Jungle is truly a world of its own. 🌍

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69 shares on Instagram this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

56 shares on Discord this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Blink if you want me!

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Live now on Pinterest:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Going viral on Threads:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Trending via Telegram:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Spotted on Slack:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just landed via Messenger:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Spotted on Snapchat:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Spotted on Reddit:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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