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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

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15,222

Dec 30, 2025

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Spotted on Instagram:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Making waves on Twitch:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Shared recently on X:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Making waves on Discord:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Spotted on WeChat:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Breaking via Instagram:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Going viral on X:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

20 Super Mario Fun Facts That Will Power-Up Your Knowledge

Get ready to dive into some fascinating super mario fun facts that will jumpstart your knowledge! 🍄🎮 Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the Mushroom Kingdom, these tidbits will surely entertain! 🌟✨

Level Up with These 10 Super Mario Fun Facts!

Mario was originally called ‘Jumpman’ in Donkey Kong! 🕹️👨‍🎨
The iconic mustache was designed to distinguish Mario’s nose in 8-bit graphics! 👨‍🦲🎨
Super Mario was a carpenter before he became a plumber! 🏠🔧
The clouds and bushes in Super Mario share the same sprite, just with different colors! ☁️🌳
Mario was named after Mario Segale, the landlord of Nintendo’s first American warehouse! 🇺🇸🏢
Yoshi’s full name is T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas! 🦖🍴
The 1-Up mushroom was inspired by Japanese folklore about mythical mushrooms! 🍄📜
Luigi’s name means ‘similar’, which is fitting as Mario’s brother! 👬🟢
The Super Mario theme is one of the most recognizable video game tunes worldwide! 🎶🌏
Mario has appeared in over 200 video games since his debut! 🎮📈

Unlock More Secrets with These Super Mario Fun Facts!

Mario first appeared in Donkey Kong in 1981! 🐵🗓️
Shigeru Miyamoto created Mario at just 24 years old! 👨‍💻🎂
Mario’s hat was added to avoid drawing hair in motion! 🎩🎥
The name of Bowser in Japan is King Koopa! 👑🐢
Mario Kart was inspired by an amusement park ride! 🏎️🎢
Peach was named Princess Toadstool originally in the West! 👑🍑
Mario can jump approximately 27 feet high in the games! 🏃‍♂️📏
The Super Mushroom’s red and white colors are a Nintendo trademark! 🍄🔴
Mario’s famous voice is provided by Charles Martinet! 🎤👨‍🎤
In Japan, Super Mario Bros. 2 is a different game entirely! 🇯🇵🎮

Hope you enjoyed these exhilarating super mario fun facts! 🎉🍄 From Jumpman to the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario’s world is full of surprises. Keep exploring and have fun! 🌟🎮

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23 shares on WeChat this month:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

97 shares on Reddit this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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4,089

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Shared recently on Discord:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Spotted on Messenger:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Going viral on Facebook:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Going viral on YouTube:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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