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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Trending via Twitch:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Trending via Discord:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Making waves on WeChat:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Going viral on Telegram:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Just shared via Telegram:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

30 Funny Blueberry Puns That Are Berry Amusing

Get ready to burst with laughter as we dive into a bunch of funny blueberry puns! These puns are sure to add a splash of humor to your day. 😄🍇

Top 10 Sweet Blueberry Puns

I’m berry excited to share these puns! 😄🫐
Why did the blueberry always feel so fresh? Because it had a zest for life! 🍋🫐
I’m grapeful to have such sweet friends! 🍇🫐
Berries on a mission? They’re fruiting agents! 🕵️‍♂️🫐
What do you call a sad blueberry? A blue-tear-y! 😢🫐
I love you berry much! ❤️🫐
The blueberry was feeling blue, so it got a peel good treatment! 🧖‍♀️🫐
What’s a blueberry’s favorite music? Berry tales and folk songs! 🎶🫐
Why did the blueberry join the choir? It had the sweetest voice! 🎤🫐
When blueberries argue, they get into jam sessions! 🎸🫐

10 More Hilarious Blueberry Puns

What did the blueberry say to its crush? You’re berry special to me! 💌🫐
How do blueberries get things done? They berry through obstacles! 💪🫐
A blueberry’s favorite TV show? The Fresh Prince of Bel-Berry! 📺🫐
Why was the blueberry so calm? It had inner-peace of fruit! 🧘‍♂️🫐
How do blueberries apologize? They say, ‘I’m berry sorry!’ 🙏🫐
Blueberries love a good gossip—they’re always dishin’ dirt! 🍽️🫐
What do you call a blueberry who works out? A jacked-berry! 💪🫐
Blueberries’ favorite exercise? Berry-aerobics! 🏋️‍♀️🫐
Why do blueberries make great detectives? They always follow the jam! 🕵️‍♀️🫐
How did the blueberry become a star? It was ripe for the picking! 🌟🫐

Final 10 Berry Amusing Blueberry Puns

What’s a blueberry’s favorite type of book? Berry-tales! 📚🫐
How do blueberries stay cool? With their fan-club! 🆒🫐
What’s a blueberry’s favorite drink? Berry smoothies! 🍹🫐
What do you call a mischievous blueberry? A berry rascal! 😈🫐
Why do blueberries never get lost? They always have a jam plan! 🗺️🫐
Blueberries’ fave game? Berry-pong! 🏓🫐
What happens when you cross a blueberry with a comedian? A fruity punchline! 😂🫐
What did the blueberry say to its partner? You’re my jam! 💘🫐
Why are blueberries so good at math? They know all the berry-ables! ➕🫐
When do blueberries go to school? In the fall, when they turn blue! 🍂🫐

We hope these funny blueberry puns made your day a little sweeter and more amusing. Share them with friends to spread the berry good vibes! 😂🫐

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28 shares on Reddit this month:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

75 shares on X this month:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

People should come with warning labels.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

68 shares on Slack this month:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Shared recently on YouTube:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Breaking via Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Seen just now on TikTok:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Breaking via Snapchat:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Seen just now on Threads:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Freshly posted on X:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Trending via TikTok:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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30 Funny Blueberry Puns That Are Berry Amusing

Top 10 Sweet Blueberry Puns

10 More Hilarious Blueberry Puns

Final 10 Berry Amusing Blueberry Puns

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