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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via Snapchat:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Spotted on Facebook:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Spotted on Twitch:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Trending via Telegram:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Making waves on X:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Trending via WeChat:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Going bananas on Facebook:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

30 Funny Snowman Puns That Are Snow Joke

Get ready to chuckle and chill with these funny snowman puns that are sure to melt your heart! ☃️😂

Chill Out with These Snowman Puns

Why did the snowman look up to the sun? Because it was his biggest fan! ☀️⛄
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out! ❄️😂
How do snowmen greet each other? ‘Ice to meet you!’ 👋⛄
Why was the snowman a great detective? He always followed the freshest snow tracks! 🕵️‍♂️❄️
How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle’! 🚲❄️
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! 🧢⛄
Why did the snowman go to the party? He heard it was a ball! 🎉⛄
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes! 🥣❄️
How does a snowman pay for things? With cold, hard cash! 💵⛄
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 💪⛄

More Snowman Puns to Make You Melt

What do snowmen do when the weather gets hot? They have a meltdown! 🔥😂
How do snowmen stay healthy? They take a chill pill! 💊❄️
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle! ☀️💧
Why was the snowman embarrassed? He had snow pants on! 👖⛄
How do snowmen travel long distances? On an ‘ice-plane’! ✈️❄️
What’s a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrrr-itos! 🌯⛄
Why did the snowman visit the psychiatrist? He had snow control over his emotions! 🛋️❄️
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren! 👶⛄
What’s a snowman’s favorite animal? A brrrrrrrr! 🐻❄️
Why don’t snowmen get angry often? They just let off a little steam! 😤❄️

Last Round of Snowman Puns to Keep You Cool

What did the snowman say to the carrot? ‘You complete me!’ 🥕⛄
How do snowmen communicate on social media? They ice-tweet! 🐦❄️
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea! 🍹❄️
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️⛄
Why did the snowman start a band? Because he had the cool vibes! 🎸❄️
How do snowmen get e-mails? On their snow-mail accounts! 📧⛄
What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream! 🍦⛄
What did the snowman order at the restaurant? An ice-burger! 🍔❄️
Why was the snowman looking through carrots? He was picking his nose! 😂🥕
How does a snowman end a letter? ‘Your’s ice-cerely.’ ✉️⛄

We hope these funny snowman puns brought a flurry of laughter to your day! Stay frosty! ☃️❄️

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28 shares on TikTok this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Being weird never goes out of style.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Making waves on Threads:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Shared recently on X:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Making waves on Slack:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Trending via WeChat:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Going viral on Instagram:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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