The start of a new year is a time filled with hope, resolutions, and hilarious messages that can bring a smile to everyone’s face! 🎉 New Year’s resolutions might fail, but laughter is guaranteed, and what better way to kick off January than with a giggle? Whether you’re sending messages to friends or family, these funny quips are bound to lighten the mood as we dive into another 365 days of possibilities (and maybe a laugh or two). 😄
1. Here’s to those who inspire us and don’t even know it… Cheers to all the spilled wine glasses of last year! 🍷
2. I’ve decided my 2024 resolution is to be less lazy, like I said in 2019… and 2020… and 2021. 🤦♂️
3. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! 😂
4. New Year, same me. Just kidding, I’m not that consistent. 😉
5. Remember when we used to stay up until midnight to celebrate the New Year? Now we nap until 10:00 PM. 😴
6. New year, new chance to make some old mistakes. 🍇
7. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person! 😇
8. “New year, new you” is about six months of cancelled gym memberships. 🏋️♂️
9. Here’s to finally writing ‘2023’ correctly in July. 🗓️
10. When the clock strikes midnight, make sure to check the sequel: 2024 2.0! 😜
11. For those who say: “Clean slate”… my credit card disagrees. 💳
12. The threat of trying anything new is officially over until next year! 🎆
13. Time is an illusion; all year resolutions are doubly so. ⏳
14. Another 12 chapters, 365 new opportunities… for typos. ✍️
15. My New Year’s resolution? 1080p, much better than last year. 📺
16. I’ll be sure to avoid clichés this year like the plague. 🤔
17. If you hear fireworks, that’s just the universe celebrating you survived another year. 🎇
18. I dream about stopping procrastination… unlucky it’s not happening this year. 😴
19. “Out with the old… looking for ‘the new’ – any guidance?” 😅
20. Pro-tip for New Year’s Eve: A standing-up celebration requires less effort. 🚶
21. My yearly alcohol tolerance test is near – Happy New Year! 🍾
22. Year 2024 theme assessment: More naps. Extra snacks. Snack naps? 🥨
23. My New Year’s resolution is to pretend none of them ever happened. 🤠
24. All my resolutions slip through the cracks during the countdown. 📉
25. Welcoming resolutions with the excitement of a diet. 👎
26. May your year be filled with enough fun to make your liver nervous. 😉
27. Eat, drink, and be merry—for tomorrow you’ll have resolutions. 🍻
28. What if we acknowledged we love setting but never following goals? 🏆
29. 365 New Days, all spent on the couch. Living the dream! 🛋️
30. Amazon is recommending things to sign for another resolution this year. 🤷♂️
31. Cheers to a resolutionless year! 🍹
32. Imagine a year without regrets; I tried… fun while it lasted! 📆
33. Cancel anytime – that’s my motto until February. 🤯
34. Countdowns are more interesting when you count missed goals. 🤷
35. I hope you’re as excited about this year as you were for last year’s resolutions. 😏
36. Evaluating New Year’s progress report: C+ could try harder. 💼
37. Who needs gym memberships when hiding a blocking resolves all problems? 🏃
38. May your haircuts and resolutions both turn out exactly how you imagined. 💇♀️
39. Let’s claim we’re improved without doing anything about it. 🙈
40. Let’s skip the diets and react to life with panics instead! 🍔
41. It’s the time of year when nothing changes, and we wonder why. 🔄
42. May 2024 bring more memories than Facebook can handle. 📸
43. The only thing cold this season should be the leftover pizza! 🍕
44. Fresher New Year’s jokes take a year to gather, right? 🤡
45. Less stress, more dancing in pajamas – motto for 2024! 💃
46. The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe! 😜
47. New Year’s resolution: More tacos, fewer bananas. Period. 🌮
48. Are we still pretending we’re buying smaller clothes this year? 👚
49. Gym? I thought you said Gin. 🍸
50. If you can’t be inspiring, be amusing. 2024 is covered! 🤗
New Year’s is all about fresh starts and joyous beginnings. Whether you stick to your resolutions or abandon them like last year’s trends, the new year is a perfect time to share laughter and not take life too seriously. So, here’s to a year full of humor, joy, and maybe, just maybe, a few resolutions we can all chuck in the bin! 😉 Cheers to a funny and fabulous 2024! 🎆