If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
