Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.