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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Going viral on TikTok:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Trending via Twitch:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Making waves on Messenger:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Going viral on Twitch:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Just landed via Telegram:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Threads this month:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I had a friend like me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,501

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Going viral on Threads:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Making waves on Twitch:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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