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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Going viral on WeChat:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Spotted on Twitch:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Just landed via Snapchat:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Making waves on X:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Making waves on Instagram:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Trending via YouTube:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Going viral on WeChat:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Share →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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"Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can't take off without that one fancy 'fuselage' part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we'll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Going viral on Pinterest:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Live now on TikTok:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Making waves on Telegram:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Reported on Slack:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Spotted on Facebook:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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