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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Making waves on Slack:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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46 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Making waves on X:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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