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Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Making waves on Twitch:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Just landed via Twitch:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Just shared via Messenger:

Half princess, half menace.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Just shared via WeChat:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

Making waves on YouTube:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on TikTok this month:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

89 shares on Slack this month:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Spotted on YouTube:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Live now on Instagram:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Seen just now on Slack:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Live now on TikTok:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Going bananas on X:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Just shared via X:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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