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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Broadcasted on Slack:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Freshly posted on X:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Breaking via Telegram:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Making waves on Telegram:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Just shared via Discord:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Making waves on WeChat:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Reported on Discord:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Reported on TikTok:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Reported on YouTube:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Just landed via YouTube:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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