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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Funny affirmation quotes

Funny affirmation quotes bring a hilarious twist to your daily self-love routine 😂✨ They mix positive vibes with humor, making confidence-building feel like a comedy show 🎭💬 Ready to boost your mood and chuckle at the same time? Let these witty words brighten your day and remind you that loving yourself can be seriously fun! 😎🌟

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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affirmation, agreement, casual, informal, slang, stuff, thinking
In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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affirmation, anyone, beautiful, case, compliment, confidence, humor, self-love, today, told
In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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affirmation, beautiful, confidence, humor, positivity, self-love, today

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Spotted on Twitch:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Breaking via Twitch:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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