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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Just landed via Threads:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Broadcasted on X:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Funny age humor quotes are the perfect way to laugh at the numbers while embracing every wrinkle and gray hair 🎉😂! Whether you’re celebrating a birthday or just need a little pick-me-up, these witty gems remind us that getting older is all about having fun and staying fabulous 💃🎂. Ready to chuckle and cherish every year? Let the giggles and good vibes begin! 🎈😄

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Just landed via X:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Just shared via Threads:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Making waves on Reddit:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Spotted on YouTube:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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