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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Going viral on Threads:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Breaking via WeChat:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Trending via TikTok:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Going viral on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Funny age humor quotes are the perfect way to laugh at the numbers while embracing every wrinkle and gray hair 🎉😂! Whether you’re celebrating a birthday or just need a little pick-me-up, these witty gems remind us that getting older is all about having fun and staying fabulous 💃🎂. Ready to chuckle and cherish every year? Let the giggles and good vibes begin! 🎈😄

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Seen just now on Telegram:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Just landed via X:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Going viral on X:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Spotted on Snapchat:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Just landed via YouTube:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Spotted on TikTok:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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