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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Trending via Threads:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Trending via Threads:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

Going viral on Slack:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Just landed via Discord:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

59 shares on X this month:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

100 shares on X this month:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

99 shares on X this month:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Making waves on WeChat:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Just landed via Instagram:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Live now on Pinterest:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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