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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Making waves on Threads:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Trending via X:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Going viral on Telegram:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Just landed via Snapchat:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Trending via Snapchat:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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18 shares on Discord this month:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,512

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My life is based on a true story.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Making waves on TikTok:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Spotted on WeChat:

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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