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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Trending via Discord:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Just landed via Facebook:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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