Funny allergy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

  Commentary:
  Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

  Commentary:
  Haha, it's like vampires have some serious beef with Catholics and their holy accessories! Maybe they break out in hives at the sight of a menorah or sneeze uncontrollably near a crescent moon 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️🧷🔯🌙 Just imagine a vampire fleeing in terror from a bunch of garlic-infused mugs at a Hindu temple 😂🧄🕉️ Just another day

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

  Commentary:
  "Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

  Commentary:
  "Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃‍♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

  Commentary:
  "Life's full of contradictions! 🌍🦪 When your dreams clash with your allergies, it's time to embrace the unexpected adventures that come your way! 🤪 #AllergicToSuccessButNotToGoodTimes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

  Commentary:
  "🐱😷 Forget cat allergies, it's all about those meowlergies! 😂 Seems like someone's got a case of the meowlergies every time a furball comes around! 🤧 #PunIntended"

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