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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

3 months ago

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

3 months ago

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

3 months ago

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

3 months ago

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

3 months ago

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

3 months ago

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

3 months ago