Funny anecdote quotes

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  View →: You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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