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I put the hot in psychotic.

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.