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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.