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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Making waves on Threads:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Just shared via Reddit:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Going viral on Twitch:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Shared recently on Reddit:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Spotted on Slack:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Spotted on Messenger:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Breaking via X:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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