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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. - 73 shares on WeChat this week.
Haircuts should be covered by healthcare. - 73 shares on Telegram this week.
There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people. - 15 shares on WeChat this week.
Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link? - 81 shares on Facebook this week.
“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers. - 92 shares on Pinterest this week.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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