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Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Live now on Messenger:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Live now on Telegram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Spotted on Threads:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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20 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

93 shares on X this month:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Just shared via Slack:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Just landed via Reddit:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Trending via Telegram:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Going viral on X:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Making waves on Messenger:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Just landed via Facebook:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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