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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Just shared via Reddit:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Live now on Snapchat:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Just landed via Slack:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Trending via Twitch:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Going viral on Twitch:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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12 shares on X this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

90 shares on Threads this month:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

16 shares on Threads this month:

January is the Monday of the year.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,251

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Windmill? Big fan.

Spotted on Discord:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Seen just now on X:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just landed via Slack:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Shared recently on Threads:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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