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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.
4 weeks ago
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
3 months ago
Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.
3 months ago