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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Making waves on Threads:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Breaking via Twitch:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Shared recently on X:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Trending via Threads:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Live now on Slack:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Seen just now on Discord:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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