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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Making waves on Facebook:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Just landed via Telegram:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Making waves on Discord:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Making waves on Discord:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

Just landed via Facebook:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Funny appetizer quotes

Funny appetizer quotes are the perfect way to spice up your snack time! 😄 Whether you’re hosting a party 🎉 or just craving a little bite, these witty lines add flavor to every nibble 🍤. Ready to laugh while you munch? Let’s dive into some tasty humor that’s sure to make your appetizers the star of the show! 🧀🍅🥳

New funny appetizer quotes 👇

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

1 month ago

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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18 shares on WeChat this month:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

81 shares on WeChat this month:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

33 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Live now on Twitch:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Making waves on Telegram:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Making waves on Discord:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Spotted on Twitch:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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