Funny ark quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! 😄 Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚢. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! 🌊☔️ #RegretfulArkBuilder"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Noah knew that animals make better companions than humans… 🤔🐾 Who needs drama when you can have peaceful days on an ark? 🌧️🚢 #NoahsArkLife"

For even more funny ark quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny ark quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌