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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows whatโ€™s wrong with her.

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โ€œPTOโ€ stands for โ€œprepare the othersโ€ because you’re not gonna be there.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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Iโ€™m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Iโ€™ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Dating for love isnโ€™t working. Now Iโ€™m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Spotted on Slack:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Breaking via Reddit:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Reported on Pinterest:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag youโ€™re willing to tolerate.

Spotted on WeChat:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Making waves on Twitch:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, โ€œwhoโ€™d he kill?โ€

Just shared via TikTok:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Iโ€™m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Donโ€™t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now itโ€™s working.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if weโ€™re not talking.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

One of the kids said, โ€œCamping looks fun,โ€ so tonight weโ€™re watching The Revenant.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has downloaded:

Iโ€™m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. Thereโ€™s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Just landed via Slack:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Breaking via Threads:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Trending via WeChat:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldnโ€™t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Shared recently on X:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Just landed via Discord:

You are the Monday of my life.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Going viral on Slack:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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