Funny assistance quotes

• If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, even, failure, frustration, help, humor, just, let, me, position, problem, sarcasm, worse, worse position

• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, checkout, complete, employees, experience, funny experience, help, humor, me, self-checkout, shopping, three, yesterday

• “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, bored, boredom, help, helping, humor, sarcasm, search, sure, translation, turn

• Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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  2 months ago

  anything, assistance, broke, broke down, car, cars, driving, going, help, humor, i, irony, know, knowledge, relationships, stop, woman, women

• I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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  2 months ago

  assistance, butler, chef, domestic, domestic help, help, humor, i, luxury, maid, need, professional, professional help, should, think

• “Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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  4 months ago

  anything, assistance, complaint, customer, customer service, else, frustration, humor, i, just, me, sarcasm, service, thanks, thing, today

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