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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Freshly posted on Slack:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Spotted on TikTok:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

Trending via Messenger:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Trending via Messenger:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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16 shares on Discord this month:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

69 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Just shared via Messenger:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Just shared via Twitch:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Going bananas on Instagram:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Live now on Discord:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Breaking via YouTube:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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